The Meme Coin That Peter Schiff Will Hate More Than Bitcoin!
Because scarcity is golden, just like Peter's advice!
*Except when it's down.
Just like Peter's gold predictions!
Why tax when you know it's going to zero?
As if it matters...
I'm Peter
Because every Peter deserves a moment in their life where they can say, "I told you so!"
The man who loves gold so much, we decided to give him his own digital token instead!
Our mission is to stay stagnant, for as long as possible. Please, don't YOLO – help us keep the prophecy alive!
(Financial stability has never been so exciting... or boring.)
(P.S. Peter, if you're reading this, we promise $SHIFF is just as shiny as gold... in the right light.)